Now We Get Down To Buisness--FASHION OUTS

F A S H I O N

oh the art of it all. lets get some things straigt. the IN's and the OUT's of this season. and fall season which if you live on the east coast is starting to show ! yay !

alright

INS

OUTS

and the ever so lovely WE'LL SEEs

first

the outs

OUT

hippie headbands --

just face the facts dude. miley cyrus has tried her best. but those have been out for quite a while. you can try your best. you might be able to still pull it off. OR NOT. they're done. gone. maybe they'll come back when your grandparents and then you can rock that again. but for now. ITS OVER. deal.

1980's fashion-

dudeeess. half of you guys reading this probably have already lived in the 80's. dont you worry. some of the styles will still be around. but you've gotta stop this mess of 80's culture. its good once in a while. but people are getting attatched. its like a fashion security blanket. and its just not good. sure the looks can be good when you put them together correctly. but lets be honest. most people dont. the 80's fashion is like a split personality. sometimes its good. and sometimes it turns right around a bites you. like one of those two faced creepy dolls they sell !

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Logos-

truth is. its better to be unique. always. even i know that and im just going into high school.

i dont care about abercrombie and hollister. most of the stuff is just white and says hollister. whats so special about that ?! NOTHING thats what. you pay all this money for brand names that say the store names across the shirt or butt. WHO CARES. its done already ! it should have been done a really long time ago ! none of those stores even remotley resemble anything flattering either. you have to have one perfect body type. and if you dont. you dont find anything that looks good on you. am i right ? YES IM RIGHT. im just getting mad thinking about it. its long gone. FOR SURE. plus. you walk into these places and there's nothing fashiony or pretty at all. its all the same. and then you go next door to abercrombie thinking "maybe i'll find something cuter here." you might as well could have walked into the other entrance for the same store. all the clothes are the same. they just have a moose instead of a gay seagull. DONE. OUT. GONE.

Polos and Jeans-

come on. there's nothing happy and unique about that now is there ? a plain polo and some straight jeans. been there. SEEN THAT. that should have been over way long ago. its like putting on a tee shirt and jeans. you gotta have some of that pizazz man. its what us fashion nerds live for. and when i see a person walking down the street in just a polo and jeans-my heart feels like its been ripped in two. and this long outstretched fad is so big that when that person walks by another comes wearing the same thing. and my heart just rips some more.
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Choker scarves-

please. those went out when barbie started wearing them. they're not cute. as pretty printed as they can be. they're just not cute. its like wearing a choker necklace. UGH. not cool man. not cool. those are just the worst. no wonder you tie it around your neck ! its fashion SUICIDE.

well. i think im done bashing fashions for now. im sure there are a ton more. i will add on. but as of now. thats that !

--sam